Vintage Candy Rapper Parody T-Shirt (XL)

Measurements: 24" x 33.5” (tagged XL)

Condition: Excellent

Flaws: None

A perfect Halloween time shirt. Be naughty without anybody knowing at a glance. Read the full "rap" (it kinda rhymes at the beginning then falls off haha):

It was another PAYDAY and I was tired of MR. GOODBAR. I saw Miss HERSHEY standing behind the POWERHOUSE on the corner of CLARK and FIFTH AVENUE when I whipped out my WHOPPER and whispered, "hey SWEETHEART, how'd you like to KRUNCH on my BIG HUNK for a 100 GRAND BAR?" Well, she immediately went probing for my TOOTSIE ROLL, and it was like pure ALMOND JOY! I couldn't help but grab her delicious MOUNDS because it was easty to see that this little TWIX had the RED HOTS. It was all I could do to hold the SNICKER and CRACKLE as my BUTTERFINGER seeked out her tight little KIT KAT and she started to scream “OH HENRY, OH HENRY!” Soon she was playing with my PETER PAN and ZAGNUT I knew it wouldn’t be long before I blew my MILK DUDS clear to MARS giving her a taste of the old MILKY WAY. She asked me if I was into M&M, but I said, “Hey CHICKLET, no kinky stuff.” I said “Listen here you little REESE’S PIECES, don’t be a ZERO, be a LIFESAVER. Why don’t you take my WHATCHAMACALLIT and slide it to your BIT-O-HONEY?” She screamed, “Oh CRACKERJACK, you’re better than the THREE MUSKETEERS!” as I crammed my DING DONG in her ROCKY ROAD all the way to her PEANUT BUTTER CUP. Well, I was giving it to her GOOD N’ PLENTY, when all the sudden…my STARBURST! Yeah, as luck would have it, she started to grow CHUNKY and complained of a WRIGLEY in her stomach. Sure enough, nine months later, out popped…BABY RUTH!